High Plains Indoor Wear

If your little old stucco house is anything like mine, drafty, you may want to consider a fez from Fez-O-Rama, for those long cold nights in front of a book or computer. As we all know, those big Stetsons can get a little cumbersome inside.
I recommend the Sons of the Desert model, named for the 1933 Laurel and Hardy movie. It features a red velvet exterior and best of all, a warm embroidered lining.
The fezzes are all made in-house, somewhere in the good old US of A, referencing old-timey fraternal organizations (your great-grandfather probably wore one to his lodge meetings), more than the Ottoman Empire. They also sell a Marx Brothers model and all sorts of death metal, tiki, sci-fi, & Cthulhu looking items, though I prefer more traditional models. After all, if you can’t look silly in your own house, where can you?